Lunch Bully
I truly can't believe this, but someone at work actually stole my lunch today. I've searched the fridge about 18 times, and my carefully prepared, nutritious meal of zucchini, tofu, brown rice and black beans has yet to be found. I know it looked delicious, but seriously, what is wrong with people? So now some shmuck is enjoying the fruits of my labor and I have to go to my Farsi class hungry. Vaveylah beh een mamlekat.
posted by Dani California @ 7:11 PM
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8 Comments:
Vhat a typical California hippie lunch. Unless from the left coast, the person who stole that lunch probably was thinking what the heck is this?
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did you check the surrounding garbage cans for evidence?
i bet it was a chick. no dude would willingly take zucchini, tofu, brown rice and black beans. if he did he would have put it back or thrown it away.
maybe you should buy a neon lunch bag that would make someone less likely to take it. Or one with some sort of mark (e.g. from california, or with cows all over it, or some other set of pictures/logos/words).
oh - but you wouldn't do that, it would be too uncool and unhip from the chick from LA to have a neon lunch bag. =)
WHATEVER, Mr. "fuzzy black sweatshirt plus burnt sienna corduroy pants makes the perfect outfit for a blind date." Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
Whatever you do, DON'T send out a mass email to the entire office calling whoever took your lunch a pig. Some woman did that at my law firm - bad idea! :-)
fuzzy black sweatshirt! oh my god! i think I would scamper out of there and pretend I didn't see him!
All you had to do to catch the culprit was to follow the farts...
You should totally put in some laxatives and see whos stuck in the bathroom that day...
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