6.04.2007

Lunch Bully

I truly can't believe this, but someone at work actually stole my lunch today. I've searched the fridge about 18 times, and my carefully prepared, nutritious meal of zucchini, tofu, brown rice and black beans has yet to be found. I know it looked delicious, but seriously, what is wrong with people? So now some shmuck is enjoying the fruits of my labor and I have to go to my Farsi class hungry. Vaveylah beh een mamlekat.

8 Comments:

At June 04, 2007 9:12 PM, Blogger thdblog.wordpress.com said...

Vhat a typical California hippie lunch. Unless from the left coast, the person who stole that lunch probably was thinking what the heck is this?

 
At June 05, 2007 2:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear thdblog.wordpress.com (aka "anti-anti-establishment"),
For a blog that advocates advancements in the health field, you are awfully unfamiliar with health food.
Sincerely,
Counter-Counter Revolution

 
At June 05, 2007 2:32 PM, Blogger thdblog.wordpress.com said...

did you check the surrounding garbage cans for evidence?

i bet it was a chick. no dude would willingly take zucchini, tofu, brown rice and black beans. if he did he would have put it back or thrown it away.

maybe you should buy a neon lunch bag that would make someone less likely to take it. Or one with some sort of mark (e.g. from california, or with cows all over it, or some other set of pictures/logos/words).

oh - but you wouldn't do that, it would be too uncool and unhip from the chick from LA to have a neon lunch bag. =)

 
At June 05, 2007 3:09 PM, Blogger Dani California said...

WHATEVER, Mr. "fuzzy black sweatshirt plus burnt sienna corduroy pants makes the perfect outfit for a blind date." Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

 
At June 05, 2007 3:28 PM, Blogger Dorinda said...

Whatever you do, DON'T send out a mass email to the entire office calling whoever took your lunch a pig. Some woman did that at my law firm - bad idea! :-)

 
At June 07, 2007 9:24 PM, Blogger Dorinda said...

fuzzy black sweatshirt! oh my god! i think I would scamper out of there and pretend I didn't see him!

 
At June 13, 2007 6:41 PM, Blogger may moon chi said...

All you had to do to catch the culprit was to follow the farts...

 
At July 05, 2007 11:53 PM, Blogger Mary said...

You should totally put in some laxatives and see whos stuck in the bathroom that day...

 

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